April 1: Up and Coming Louisville Restaurateur Unaware That Bacon is Already Trending
Aspiring restaurateur Ronnie James announced today that he plans to open a new restaurant in Crescent Hill that will have a bacon-themed menu.
April 1: Student Driver Somehow Successfully Navigates Rush Hour on Bardstown Road on First Try
Fifteen-year-old Danielle Palmer, after taking a wrong turn during a driver’s education class last week, miraculously navigated a stretch of Bardstown Road starting at Grinstead Drive and heading south all the way to the Douglass Loop.
April 1: Three Injured as Bitter Joella’s-vs.-Royals Argument on Facebook Spills Into Streets
Two men and a woman in their 20s were treated for minor injuries over the weekend following a Facebook argument that ended up in a brawl.
April 1: Louisville Heavy Metal Band Decides to Go Bluegrass
Louisville-based heavy metal band Satan’s Journey has decided to change its genre to a rootsy bluegrass style of music, often known as “newgrass.” The three band members have grown beards and now don overalls on stage.
April 1: Local Visual Artist Admits Latest Multimedia Work is Crap
Kelli L. Kelley, a local multi-media artist, admitted today that her most recent exhibit, titled Nine Mirrors in Life’s Hallway, is “a bunch of crap.”
April 1: Loushi — Locally-Sourced Sushi; Try the Floyds Fork Roll
Making a commitment to consuming only locally-sourced and natural products can be difficult. Sure, it’s easy to go to a farmers market on a Saturday morning to get locally-made soap. But it isn’t as easy to find a locally-sourced toothbrush. Or sushi.
April 1: Local Man Vows to Single-Handedly Keep Louisville Weird
Local resident Anthony “Biggies” Purcell, 34, announced this past weekend that he plans to be the driving force toward keeping Louisville weird.