Distillery Touts New Whiskey in Artfully Crafted Press Release
Award-winning, renowned Prideful Bluster Whiskey Co. announced the release of its new, artfully crafted spirit.
KFC Reaches New Levels of Stupid With ‘Finger Sporks’ Promotion
KFC, the fried chicken chain that does everything in its power to repel consumers, has reached new levels of stupid with its latest promotion: Finger Sporks.
Classic Content: Who’s Idea Was That, Anyway?
This is an early Brain Fart I wrote for LEO Weekly, way back in January 2001, when it was still called Louisville Eccentric Observer. Hard to believe I got through this without mentioning the oyster.
Classic Content: A Tribute to the Late, Great Joey Ramone
Written nearly 21 years ago, this is a heartfelt fictional tribute to the late, great Joey Ramone.
Classic Content: Attack of the Garden Spiders
I’m not afraid of many things. I do suffer from a slight case of coulrophobia (which is an abnormal fear of clowns), but that has become almost a fascination. But I will admit to being afraid of one thing: spiders.
Classic Content: When in a Wreck, Don’t Forget the Blood Capsules
No, I did not recently have a wreck. This is a Brain Fart that dates to April 2006, and it still pops into my head occasionally when I see a wreck on the highway.
Brain Farts: By God, I’m Going Back to College
I never dreamed I would be going back to college. I’ve been a professional writer for more than 30 years. But the parent company of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups is accepting applications to its once-secret college for its fans, and I’m a fan. So I’m going to enroll.
Brain Farts: Who Invented Stove Top Stuffing? Who Cares?
I truly never stopped to wonder who invented Stove Top Stuffing and likely never would have for the rest of my life. But, I figured, what the hell? So, here’s the story of how Stove Top Stuffing was invented.
Classic Content: Brain Farts, Clown Suits and Detergencies
This column was written for LEO Weekly in February 2005 for my series known as Brain Farts. I still think “Detergency” would be a great name for a detergent. Few agree. Also, one name has been omitted to protect those who wanted nothing to do with this in the first place.