April 1: Area Man Celebrates 1,000th Facebook Friend by Watching Netflix Alone
Louisville native Josh Rialto added his 1,000 Facebook friend this week, celebrating on Friday evening by watching a Netflix documentary on sea urchins.
April 1: Up and Coming Louisville Restaurateur Unaware That Bacon is Already Trending
Aspiring restaurateur Ronnie James announced today that he plans to open a new restaurant in Crescent Hill that will have a bacon-themed menu.
April 1: Student Driver Somehow Successfully Navigates Rush Hour on Bardstown Road on First Try
Fifteen-year-old Danielle Palmer, after taking a wrong turn during a driver’s education class last week, miraculously navigated a stretch of Bardstown Road starting at Grinstead Drive and heading south all the way to the Douglass Loop.
April 1: Three Injured as Bitter Joella’s-vs.-Royals Argument on Facebook Spills Into Streets
Two men and a woman in their 20s were treated for minor injuries over the weekend following a Facebook argument that ended up in a brawl.
April 1: Louisville Heavy Metal Band Decides to Go Bluegrass
Louisville-based heavy metal band Satan’s Journey has decided to change its genre to a rootsy bluegrass style of music, often known as “newgrass.” The three band members have grown beards and now don overalls on stage.
April 1: Local man has to take five online surveys to read own mother’s obituary on Courier-Journal website
Buechel resident Alan Schaeffer yesterday reported he was forced to take five online surveys before he could access his mother’s obituary on courier-journal.com, the website of The Courier-Journal.
April 1: Indiana Woman Still Talks About Time She Went to Louisville
Jeffersonville, Ind., resident Amy Lance is still talking about that one time when she went to Louisville, her friends report.
April 1: Local Visual Artist Admits Latest Multimedia Work is Crap
Kelli L. Kelley, a local multi-media artist, admitted today that her most recent exhibit, titled Nine Mirrors in Life’s Hallway, is “a bunch of crap.”
April 1: Loushi — Locally-Sourced Sushi; Try the Floyds Fork Roll
Making a commitment to consuming only locally-sourced and natural products can be difficult. Sure, it’s easy to go to a farmers market on a Saturday morning to get locally-made soap. But it isn’t as easy to find a locally-sourced toothbrush. Or sushi.
April 1: Local Man Vows to Single-Handedly Keep Louisville Weird
Local resident Anthony “Biggies” Purcell, 34, announced this past weekend that he plans to be the driving force toward keeping Louisville weird.